Well, I thought it was ok...until this morning that is. When it all went wrong. You see, being 28, I already find myself having to take medication daily. One pill to prevent daily migraines (can I get a sarcastic 'yay,' people?). So until the day comes when I no longer have to take the meds, I must consume them faithfully. And because I am me, I sometimes forget. Last evening was one of those nights. I forgot to take it. And I forgot to take it when I left the house this morning. I only remembered it when I had to run back in to grab the phone that I forgot and while I was there, I also grabbed the pair of jeans and a shirt that I forgot (notice a pattern yet?).
So I shove the pill in my pocket and run out of the house. I get to work and I remember my pill.
I reach in my pocket, put my pill in my mouth, drink and swallow.
Crap. That didn't feel like a pill. It was a little bit too big.
Stupid button...

-zs
4 comments:
My poor forgetful husband. Although I am glad you grabbed your jeans and shirt, because I completely forgot I told you I would!
Tee hee - thanks for sharing. your button, our chuckle. if you wait a couple of days your pants could have thier original button restored; wouldn't that be a great "part II" : )
get a pair of disposable rubber gloves and go like declan cleaning out a pumpkin... squish, squish, squish!
Completely gross Dean. Just. Gross.
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