The Red Violin

By: Mrs. Swarr

First I want to warn you all against the rapid decline in quality writing in the Swarr Family blog. Why? The great writer of the family and composer of said blog (Zach) has decided it is time for him to move on and try new things. i.e. I told him to get up off his *** and make something of himself by doing some real writing. Okay that's not quite how it went down, but you get the idea. So from now on, I (wife of good writer) (who in contrast happens to have no writing talent) will be in charge of updating you on the family's goings on. And here my friends, is the kind of stuff I get excited about:

We bought a painting. At my urging. Me. Miss penny pinching, tight wadded, stodgy scrooge authorized the spending of many dollars on an item that does not fit into the category of "absolutely necessary for continued survival on Earth." What the hell? I give Zach a hard time for spending an extra $2 on brand name shampoo! But I couldn't help it. We do stupid things when we're in love. Here is the love story of me and my painting:



My father-in-law is an artist. Some of
his stuff I like, some of it is not as much my favorite (did I skirt around that one well enough?). Well.... the moment I saw the Red Violin (the name I lovingly attached to her) I knew I had been ruined and would never truly love again. She was not complete when we first met, but that didn't stop my heart from fluttering.

Like the start of all relationships, this one started out with a lot of doubt. 'She's too good for me' and 'She deserves a better wall than what I can provide for her' and 'What if she meets someone else'. Nevertheless I continued to visit her in Dad's studio. I even went to see her when she was moved to a gallery to display herself for anyone who dared walk by (the little slut). Jealousy ensued, but I was reserved to the fact that a Lititz art snob could give her a better home than I ever could.

Weeks went by and we saw each other only in passing. We exchanged pleasantries, but the atmosphere was cool to say the least. Then came the studio tour in which I knew she would yet again be displaying herself to the world. I was prepared to deal with it, until we got to Dad's studio and saw the crushing news: All Items 50% Off. What?! At least before she was demanding a decent rate! How could she whore herself out like this? I left in a rage of disappointment and confusion. Now any slum could walk in off the street and leave with her on his arm - it was anyone's guess what kind of life she would end up in. Through my hurt and anger, I simply knew I could not let that happen. Zach and I were well on our way when I finally spoke the words I had been hiding from for so long, "Honey, we need to buy her." I prepared for a long discussion with arguments worthy to convince him that it was for the best, but all I got was, "Okay. You'd better call Dad or it'll be too late." He had known all along. My secret love affair had never been a secret.

Well the Red Violin came home last night, and although we have little wall space, we made a cozy little spot for her, and there she will stay until Zach hits it big with his superb writing skills and we can buy her a new wall that is truly worthy of her.




8 comments:

Anonymous said...

I have mad skills...

Anonymous said...

Sometimes art happens. what can ya do?

Anonymous said...

I love her! She's beautiful - where can we see more of Dad's art?

Anonymous said...

hehe - the "his stuff" link is probably the way to go...

Lamar The Revenger said...

so who's the slacker now swarr? well you're lucky. my wife does want to do anything with the blog. that painting does look good right there. you needed lucy in the picture though.

MB Swarr said...

Not everything is on his site, but a lot of it. We are almost always at his art shows at some point or another, so if you ever want to join us, just let me know!

Anonymous said...

Uh, WHO's the writer?!!? Yeah, yeah, Zach does a FAB job, but c'mon, MJ!!! You ROCK!!!!
So glad "Red Violin", (aka: the little slut), found her home with you. It's hanging in the most perfect spot!
You've made us proud!!!
xoxoxoxox

Anonymous said...

Now there's some passionate writing! No offense Son,
but the little lady surprised me too with her feelings for the ART.
Thanks Daughter-in-law you wrote about my ART like nobody has before.
love,
DAD