I just went to the bathroom and I accidentally peed on the corner of my shirt. Guys, you know how you hold the corners of your button down shirts up so they don't get whiz on them? Yeah. One of mine fell...right into the line of fire. I thought, no worries, I'll just tuck it in.
Nope...it soaked through.
Now I look like one of those guys who doesn't shake after he pees.
I don't know which is worse, that or the truth.